Messages that should have been sent in a bottle and lost at sea.....FOREVER!!!!!

Here are a few messages I have received, starting with the essay one:

7^th April 2012 – THE DUDE

hi,salam......wanna say many thing but dont know why its not comeing now[may be i m in LOVE],as a matter of fact,i m not comfortable in live chat,,,,,just wanna say that,can we talk directly plZ,,,, thats why can i get ur contract number[may be u can take it negatively,but belive me[by the name of our almighty ALLAH] i hav no another option for talking directly] so that i can tell u what exactly i wanna say 2 u,,,ok,bye now,TAKE CARE,ALLAH-HAFEZ.....

(no reply)

9^th April 2013 – THE DUDE

what happened???u know,last 2 day i was waiting for ur response.i m now working a resturent.today is sunday.i was very busy but all day i was thinking when my work will finish and i'll go up stair & open my laptop just for ur sms.but now i open my laptop & login this site and seeing no response from u......feeling so much bad................u r the number 1 girl hav been given sms by me in this single muslim..........................

(no reply)

12^th April 2012- THE DUDE

hei,sleepy head,r u alive??????some one is waiting for ur response with a great deal of hope & interest....................plZ,say something[at least]..take good care of urself,ALLAH-HAFEZ.....

(I reply)

13^th April 2012 - ME

Salaam ,

Awww, you seem like a very nice guy, but I am afraid I do not think we would be a match. Allah has made someone for you and Inshallah you will find her.

Takecare and good luck with your search!

:)

(his reply)

14^th April 2012 – THE DUDE

do u hav any direct connection or conversation with ALLAH? or u hav any mighty power by god gifted??so how would u know that we r not suiteable for each other?whats the problem with me? many impossible can happen if there is LOVEEE,,,madam its a very strong word..nothing is impossible for this word,,yae,i didn't read ur profile clearly,,after registering this site at first i saw some of girls pic,,after seeing ur picture i fall in LOVE at first sight...whats the problem with me???i m telling u,,,1st--i m not british citizen,,,2nd--i m not a rich u which may be u expecting,,,now listen---i m not british born,that doesn't mean i hav nothing,i m nothing...& i m also here not for red passport[if u think],,i m here just for LLLOOOVVVEEE..now 2nd answer--now i hav no car,house,million pounds,but 1 day i'll b the king of universe inshaALLAH,its not my proud,its my confident & another thing also i hav with me my parents dua,thats enough....i hav registered in this single muslim 6-7 days previous..for ur kind information,already i hav got 17 sms from 11 girls but i didn't give any bodies answer only for u...again saying Only for U.....whats the problem with me???i m from a very educated & RELIGIOUS family.my mother is a QURAN-A-HAFEZ,,,i m the only child of my parents.....yah,i m a very stylist boy,that doesn't mean i havn't ISLAM properly...i know who m i,where i from & where i hav 2 go after death for-ever?...we r high-middle class family but ALLAH gives us respect in socially & peace which is enough for my family................sorry for wasteing ur many valuable times,i forgot that there is no place for this word[LOVE] IN 2012,,,,,,,,,,,POUNDS & red passport is more important now,,,ok,bye,TC,ALLAH-HAFEZ------

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Awkward Moments.......

Well.....here are a few................

• That awkward moment at family events all you ever asked is about your job....''soooo how's your job going?''.

• That awkward moment you Emails, Texts messages, What's App messages and facebook event invites, for the SAME singles events for EIGHT different people......all sent at the same time and your phone gets bombarded!!

• That awkward moment the same guy is doing the rounds via different people you know and by the fifth person, your informing the match maker about all his stats / Bio data!

• That awkward moment you see a failed match (who rejected me without getting to know me) at a wedding gawking at me.....with his fiancée sat next to me giving me evils......(no idea WHY!)

• That awkward moment you see a guy (who rejected me without knowing my name, what I looked like) who rejected me on the only basis that I have no degree but saw me at a wedding and then did all he could to find out who I was and asked for my number.....and then I said NO! Ha!

• That awkward moment you bump into a 'could sooo have been my lovely mother in law' while out shopping, but you both know her son was a fool moment!

• That awkward moment your telling someone you know through family about an awkward guy you had met and she tells you about a strange guy she met and then suddenly you both somehow put two and two together and you have that 'Usher/R Kelly song Same Girl' (but guy) moment.  And you both start cackling like witches and high 5-ing in the corner at a family event and everyone there think your both crazy.

• That awkward moment your aunts are acting really weird and suddenly tell you to go into the front room, but end up pushing you in and you turn around wanting to say what's wrong with you??! but then realising you have a three sets of eyes all looking at you and you realise there is an aunty, uncle and.....boy sat in there!

• That awkward moment you spot your online meet up person before they spot you and within the first 3 seconds you want to hide/run a mile/scream but you know you are trapped.......

(post written on the 15th of July and had bad signal hence why it never posted until now!)

Hiya/Salaam/

How are we all?

Its my fav time of year again, Ramadaan a time to be thankful, self reflect, be charitable, have compassion and find your inner peace with yourself.....I find I get quite quite emotional, I can cry at the smallest thing be it good and bad!!
I think its due to seeing the beauty in the smallest thing....making light of the worst situation.....I have to say, as a muslim my faith, my love for the one above keeps me ticking,keeps me going....without it I know I would be lost, Im blessed to have friends of all faiths and backrounds, and we all have the same through process.....we are all human, we all have a heart and soul and desire to be loved.

I always believe the one above will not put you through something you cannot handle.

I was speaking to a dear friend how she is literally praying her socks off to find that man called a husband, my heart ached....and she is not the first....I have many dear beautiful funny friends.....Im always trying to match make them with people I know.....nothing has come of it....yet....this Cilla Black ain't giving up just yet!!!

Hello,

Yes again as always it has been a while, however there have been engagements, weddings, births of new babies in the family mashallah......however no non of mine! (of course not me! Gasp! How this ends up I will never know!!? Besides when you lot are board and have nothing to do, you would not be reading this right if this did all end right?? lol).

However there has been a brief encounter with a builder who's foundations did not seem so stable and a Dr who's diagnosis of me could not have been more far off then a planet out of our solar system!

As this year has passed by so quickly already, and everyone around me changing, evolving with the times, its sometimes hard to accept that I am stuck in the same rut. Its hard trying to break free from it (Queens I want to break free just popped into my head).

Talking about breaking free, sometimes as a singleton walking about on the streets of the urban jungle can sometimes turn into a game of ''Kabbadi'' for those who do not know what this is, please see the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Htdv3ru2c

People (couple) holding hands on the pavement and trying to walk through, yet I dodge one way and they (the couple as a unit) move together the same way, then move the other side and myself trying to battle my way through to where I am trying to get to!!

It's deffo a urban jungle out there!! But I have to say it's comforting, as big London is, it is always home, seeing failure places and knowing so many people is always a comfort.

I recently went to a 'Meet up' event, they are all sorts all over the city, this is something so different to speed dating / single events.  Just a bunch of city people meeting in one place.  To be honest still not quite sure what to make of it?  Might go to another not sure just yet......

I have to say feeling a bit deflated.......Will keep you posted......speaking of posts its funny to know the old ways people used to date..newspaper adds, radio ads (asian radio did this) and not forgetting video dating.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9A61L18_Kk